Thursday, June 09, 2005

LEFTY'S BACK !!!!!!

But not here.
Blogger was simply not big enough to contain what has been born today.

Our hero, the Dark Imperial Overlord.....Lefty Jones has teamed up with fellow superhero/legion of doom...powerhouse Jericho Brown to bring you.....

Petty Rage.






So....what are you still doing here? Well, I suppose it's okay to dig around a bit for past nuggets of brilliance but after that....it's on to
Petty Rage.



It's everything you needed and so much more!

Come visit us there!

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Return of the King

Very soon......I shall return. Keep your eyes posted over the next few days!!!!

Friday, April 08, 2005

Rumors on the wind......will Lefty ride again?

Check out today's news release on the future of our hero, LeftyJones!

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  • Friday, April 01, 2005

    R.I.P.- "Think Like Me...." July 2004-April 2005"

    On the very day that I regained broadband access at my fingertips...in both home and my new places of work.
    I've come to a decision.

    That's right my friends.
    Dead....dead as a fucking doornail.
    I'd like to leave you all with something truly heartfelt....something gut wrenching and tear jerking but the fact is...

    I don't really feel like it, it wouldn't be genuine. I've done with this body what I can and now...in true vampiric fashion...it's time to seek out a new host.

    Besides....I haven't actually seen anyone from the blog universe that I patrol
    ACTUALLY commit blog suicide and just go away....

    So I figure...why not be the Kurt Cobain of this medium and eat the bullet with as little dignity as possible.

    Now...mind you.
    "Think Like Me" is dead....

    but as for our hero, the dark imperial overlord, LeftyJones..????

    Well....of course he lives on.
    I'm a godamn superhero folks. Fucking bulletproof. Just because "Think Like Me" is dead does not mean that LeftyJones has left the god damn building.
    No, not at all.

    I've simply come to grips with the fact that in the sphere that I travel...

    "Nobody loves a truly Cogent Synopsis...."

    So with that.....this body dies and a new one is being sought out for posession.
    Lefty will ride again.....and very soon. Like any dead guy...I'll probably listen to the eulogy attentively.
    Unlike most dead guys...I'll have a chance to comment back.

    For those of you looking for me....I won't be very hard to find.

    Thursday, March 24, 2005

    Update

    OK....I came back and still haven't had time to begin captivating all of you with stories of travel and issues of life.
    Seems as though having left my desk job I can't get anytime in front of the computer.
    However, that's about to change.
    As some of you may remember, prior to my leaving for Austria...one of my business partners and I bought a bar/restaurant and are in the midst of doing an extensive renovation turning the location into a much more modern bar and less of a 1970's, hideously colored mint julip styled restaurant. The renovation is going well as this is our second bar and we've had a chance to learn from some of our experiences when redoing the first one.
    Sooooo.....as a result I've been a bit consumed...You know....stimulating the economy and creating jobs....unlike many of our bitchy and whiny republican friends who want moan about constant tax cuts instead of going out and increasing their income for a change.

    ANYWAY.....as of tomorrow our office should be complete and our computers installed, meaning that....Lefty will again be able to write as the spirit moves him and criticize those pompous blowhards who have had the last few weeks to bask in their simpleness.

    I look forward to jumping back in....especially as I have a redesign on the way to liven things up.
    Bear with me....I'm about to be back.
    That is, just as soon as I get done DOING the things that our Republican friends only TALK about.

    Sunday, March 20, 2005

    I Nearly Lost You.....

    Well....I'm back.
    I just returned from Europe, from Austria, from the Alps.
    I had some time to think, time to read some good books, some time to conquer some fears,(ski lifts) and some time to ponder just exactly what it is that I'm trying to do here...or going to do here in the future.
    I haven't quite gotten over the travel and as a result I'm going to be short tonight.
    Of course, now that I've killed off my readership by disappearing for the last few weeks I'll probably just be talking to myself anyway.
    Of course, a little bit of craziness is often the sign of genius anyway soooo....

    There are going to be some changes around here.
    Hopefully ones you'll enjoy and definitely ones that I'll enjoy more.
    Like any megalomaniac worth their salt, I love the sound of my own voice and with that.....

    I'll be talking tomorrow.

    For those of you that posted your encouraging words on my last post. Thanks for your thoughts....I took them to heart.
    There is much to be said...
    and as I've discovered, there is also much not worth saying.
    I'm going to leave those things behind now and move to the new.
    Until tomorrow.

    Monday, March 07, 2005

    So What?

    I've sat at the keyboard a few times in the last couple of days and found there was nothing.
    I didn't really feel there was much to say.
    After thoroughly enjoying the Che_Lives Incident, I must admit to not really knowing where I wanted to go next.
    I'm bored of all the Politics although I must admit that I never thought I'd see the day.
    Maybe I need a blog makeover....need to do something new.
    Of course, not being very html savvy...my hands feel a bit tied there too.
    It's probably just a phase......

    I'll figure out some new color scheme...something that interests me more,
    and maybe all of you as well.
    In the meantime....I guess I'll update some long overdue links and leave you with a snippet of the lyrics to the BEST Ministry song ever!

    So What...

    .......Die! die! die! die!
    So what, it’s your problem to learn to live with
    Destroy us, or make us saints
    We don’t care, it’s not our fault that we were born too late
    A screaming headache on the brow of the state
    Killing time is appropriate
    To make a mess and fuck all the rest, we say, we say
    So what? so what?
    Die! die! die! die!

    Die!
    Now I know what is right
    I’ll kill them all if I like
    I’m a time bomb inside
    No one listens to reason,
    It’s too late and I’m ready to fight!
    So what? now I’m ready to fight!

    One Good Woman!!!

  • One Good Woman



  • So loving.....so generous...so selfless...it's just so touching to see such a giving spirit.

    Here's to you Sign Woman...may all women see a shining example in you!